A Sleepover Party for My 11 Year Old

I have to confess something.

I hate sleepover parties. Really hate them.

I know I should love them as a mom and love that my friends have kids who want to come to their house but alas, I hate them.

My son turned 11 over the weekend and wanted a sleepover party with his friends.

He requested a 24 hour party which I quickly shot down. No way Jose.

We compromised on a 4 pm to 10 am party.

At about 4:30 pm on party day, after the 5 guests had arrived,  my husband and I looked at each other and said, “Only 17 1/2 hours to go!”

In all actuality I think it is the stress of hosting 5, 11 year old boys who want nothing else then to knock each other over for the entire length of the party. Oh, and maybe the kids who only speak at one volume, LOUD, that tends to drive me up the wall too.

For the beginning of the party we took the boys to the park near our house where they played soccer, tag, basketball, and grounders (chase on the playground set, no one touching the ground, with the person who is “it” closing there eyes while they were chasing the others – basically a recipe for disaster.)

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Once it hit 6:30 and no one had broken a bone my husband and I called the party a success.

After pizza and a rousing , “Only 15 hours to go,” it was time for a video game tournament, ping pong, and cake.

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After coercing them into taking showers the boys settled on the couches to watch Goonies.

I remember loving this movie when I was younger.

What I didn’t remember were the drug jokes and curse words throughout the movie. Good chance I could receive a few calls from moms today.

After the movie we tucked the boys in at 11 pm and …wait for it……they feel asleep immediately.

For those of you who have never hosted a sleepover you will not understand what a gift this is. No one had to utter 45 times, “Boy, it’s time to go to bed now.” Derek and I kept saying to each other, “Do you really think they are asleep? Can’t be. Are they planning something?”

At 7 AM my husband and I were awakened by what sounded like a herd of cattle coming downstairs.

We uttered, “Only 3 more hours.”

After a breakfast of pancakes, more video games, and ping pong we heard that wonderful sound we had been waiting for – ding dong! A child pick up 20 minutes early! At 10:05 when the last boy had been picked up Derek and I held are hands up in victory. Although only morning we climbed back into bed and vowed never to host a sleepover again.

We were feeling good and proud of ourselves until Andrew announced, “For my 8th birthday I’m going to have a sleep over too because that was so much fun.”

So now I’m standing firm on our vow.  We are not going to have another sleep over for at least 2 weeks. And for those of you counting, that’s only 236 hours till the next sleep over. Lord help us.

Work Today

Remember when I said I was so lucky to work with 5th graders?

After today…

1. Scratch that.

2. Forget it.

3. Pretend that I never said that.

I’m starting to reassess my career choice and think that perhaps working at the DMV would be a better and more enjoyable option.

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UPDATE: I’ve now had a few hours to reflect and have come up with a new plan for tomorrow. I’m going to take up drinking.

Kidding!

Actually  I’ve got a plan and am ready to teach again tomorrow so wish me luck.

5th graders here I come!

The Dallas Color Run 2013

My friend Melissa, my 10 year old, and I ran the Color Run this past Saturday in Dallas.

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It was tons of fun and would have been even more fun if I had properly trained for the 5K.

I know many of you can run a 5K no problem but let’s remember I’m a swimmer. I’m really not good at exercising on land.

Our team name was The Footloose and Fancy 4 but ended up being The Footloose and Fancy 3 when my sister couldn’t participate at the last minute.

Here’s the before:

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The after:

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During the run there are several chutes to run through. Volunteers line up at the chute and throw colored powder at the runners. The colored powder is dyed cornstarch. Here we are giving you the idea with our powder packets.

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Alex was generous enough to stay with us the first half mile. I could tell he was itching to go faster so I sent him on praying that he would be at the finish line like we had arranged. Alex had a great time and was a tad disappointment that there wasn’t a clock at the end.

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Melissa was kind enough to stay with me as I took walking breaks through the run. I’m pretty sure she was itching to go ahead too 🙂

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There were plenty of jogging strollers, lots of kooky socks on display, countless tutus worn, an Elvis runner,  and even a runner in a wedding dress.

Color Run of Dallas = 2 Thumbs Up!

Next Dallas run is November 16th.

Click here to check when the Color Run is coming to a city near you.

 

Thanks to Ryan for taking the pictures!

Easter Eggs, I’m Done

I’ve done my part of eating from the fridge and I can do no more.

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So far this week I have eaten 4 egg salad sandwiches, 2 salads with hard boiled eggs in them, and 1 hard boiled egg by itself.

I can’t eat anymore Easter eggs.

My  cholesterol is probably 485.

I’m going to eat something from the pantry.

Teacher Appreciation Ideas

Teacher Appreciation Week is coming up next week for Caroline’s preschool so I thought I would share a few cute ideas I’ve seen around blogland.

Starbucks Gift Card Holder from Life in the Thrifty Lane

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Personalized Pencil Holder from My Mix of Six

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Thanks for Bee-living in Me from Detail-Oriented Diva

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Summer Relaxation Kit from The Lovely  Cupboard via Skip to My Lou

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APPreciated Card (app gift card) from A Baker’s House via Eighteen 25

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Ad-MITT you are a Great Teacher from Somewhat Simple via Skip to My Lou

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And of course, you can never go wrong with Big D & Me’s Teacher Interview & a Gift Card

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🙂

 

Easter Weekend 2013 Recap

First up on the fun filled weekend was Caroline’s preschool Easter egg hunt.

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We were asked to fill up the eggs with things other than candy.

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I thought that meant stickers and silly bands.

Others thought it meant money.

Next up was the Mary Poppins show – Caroline’s first big broadway show to attend!

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Immediately after sitting with her in the theater and explaining how only big girls are able to go to the theater a couple walked by with a 1 yr old. And believe me she noticed.

Easter egg dying at home was next!

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Then off to the neighborhood Easter egg party and egg hunt with grandpa.

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Two lacrosse games were next on the weekend agenda.

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We woke up Easter morning to hollowing winds and tornado warnings. After spending some time in the closet we came out to our fence down in the neighbors yard.

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After things had calmed down a bit we had an Easter egg hunt. Thank goodness the Easter bunny had the foresight to hide the eggs in the house.

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And finally church with the grandparents…

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Fun fact: Caroline is wearing her great grandmother Caroline’s pearls. And yes, shoes are totally optional on Easter.

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Hope everyone’s Easter was wonderful!

Mother Effing Pain

Last week I had electrolysis.

Let that sink in.

On my bikini line.

Let that sink in.

The woman doing the procedure described it as “pin pricking.”

I would describe it as “Mother Effing Pain.”

Let me describe the stages of electrolysis on your bikini line.

Stage 1 – I am completely humiliated because while I am laying down on the table my pants are down at my knees and a woman is “checking me out.”

Now, I am no Sasquatch but you know, a girl can get a little self conscious when someone is checking you out down there with a magnifying glass.

Stage 2 – The first needle incision – Sharp but completely bearable.

Stage 3 – About 10 minutes into the procedure your leg starts flailing uncontrollably. You say, “Sorry,” about 20 times although you are secretly hoping you actually kick the technician in the head and knock her out so you can stop this and claim, “I didn’t want to stop but I had to because she couldn’t go on.”

Stage 4 – About 25 minutes in the procedure you think, “I. Can’t. Take. One. More. Minute. Of. This.”

Stage 5 – About 35 minutes into the procedure you think, “I’m fine, I got this.” Then your leg kicks out again and you think maybe not.

Stage 6 – Finally, she’s done. 45 minutes of mother effing pain. You hand her money and you walk out thinking, “I can conquer the world now. I’ll take you down. I am hairless. I am streamlined. Here me roar!”

Recipe Ideas

You would think eating out for an entire week would get old.

But, guess what?

It wasn’t! It was great.

As an added bonus there are no dishes to clean! Double great.

But…it is expensive so alas once the refrigerator was fixed we were back to cooking at home

Since being away from the kitchen has not awakened my creative side in the kitchen I had to go looking for ideas. I found many recipes I’m hoping to try. Here’s just a sampling.

Easy Sesame Chicken from Yummy. Healthy. Easy

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Bacon Cheddar Jalapeno Chicken Roll-Ups from The Lazy Susan

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Sweet Lump Crab Cakes from Memories by the Mile

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Baked BBQ Pulled Pork Taquitos with Avocado Sauce from Rindy Mae

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Crockpot Chicken Tortilla Soup from A Bushel “n” a Peck

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I know.

I’m hungry too.

Maybe I’ll go cook something.

5th Graders & the Stupid Deli

I tutor math 3 days a week for 3 hours a day in an elementary school.

3rd, 4th, and 5th graders – you really should try it some time.

The other day I was talking to the big wig know-it-alls on my campus, the 5th graders.

Being the oldest on campus, they think they know it all.

We were discussing fractions and decimals and how they are used in the real world – money, cooking, measurement, sharing, medication doses, and building materials, just to name a few.

Those examples didn’t sway them into thinking fractions were relevant so I said, “Let’s pretend you are at Walmart at the deli counter. You ask for a half a pound of ham. The worker slices the ham and puts it on the scale. The scale says .12 – Did you get enough ham?”

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“Why you go to the deli for your ham? There’s packs already cut up on the wall. Just grab one of those packs. You don’t have to wait in line for no measuring. Who goes to the deli? Not me.”

Sigh.

“Did you get enough ham?”

“Do you think Beyonce buys her meat at the deli?”

“Yes. Yes I do. If you asked for a half a pound of ham is that equal to .12?”

“Yes…no…yes…no”

I don’t know if they keep me young or make me age faster.

Either way, I feel pretty lucky that I get to hang out with those big wigs.