Let’s see, where were we when we last left off…
7:24 am – Oldest Bunny decides to change attitude
7:27 am – Shoes are on and baskets are empty – let the games begin. First up, the front yard.
The examiner. Each egg is opened. Looked at. And closed again. The candy will be removed at each eating session. This technique is quite frustrating to Momma Bunny when she’s searching for a quick treat in the pantry.
8:02 am – Yep, she’s still eating.
8:30 am – 8:55 am – Pleading, negotiating, threatening all take place.
9:14 am – Bunny family slides into pews two rows from the back.
9:17 am – Momma Bunny pulls out a pad of paper and a pen for Littlest Bunny to play with.
9:19 am – Momma Bunny is tracing Littlest Bunny’s hand for entertainment.
9:24 am – 30 pieces of paper later Littlest Bunny decides she needs a new distraction so Momma Bunny pulls out some magnets and paper clips.
9:26 am – The priest tells all of the children of the church to answer him this question, “Doesn’t the church look beautiful now with all of the flowers in it?”
Middle Bunny shouts out, “No!”
Momma Bunny quickly brings her hand to Middle Bunny’s mouth while Poppa Bunny gives him a stern look.
9:28 am – Oldest Bunny and Middle Bunny start arguing over who gets to hold the hymnal so Momma Bunny takes hers and gives it to the Middle Bunny. Momma Bunny and Poppa Bunny just stand now and move their mouths as if to show they have memorized every Easter song.
9:30 am – Littlest Bunny starts talking loudly. She is escorted to the front yard by Poppa Bunny for a prolonged botany lesson.
10:08 am – The hunt begins. Littlest Bunny is not keeping her eyes on the prize. This frustrates Middle Bunny and Oldest Bunny who are doing their best to form a human wall discouraging other Bunnies from snatching eggs in the vicinity.
10:31 am – All designated Easter clothing has been stripped off and thrown to the ground by little bunnies.
10:32 am – Momma and Poppa Bunny tell the bunnies to go put some clothes on and stay upstairs. Momma and Poppa Bunny have designated this time as mandatory quiet time.
10:33 am – The Bunny children just laugh at their parents. They know their sugar high will last until right before dinnertime when all three will meltdown at the same time at the sight of their dinner.
Easter 2012 is deemed a success!