Last night I went out to dinner with a friend.
I realized 4 minutes from the restaurant that I had forgotten to put on deodorant.
It was 85 degrees and I knew we were going to eat outside.
Plus, I was wearing a sleeveless shirt.
This was potentially a ripe situation.
I hunted around the car.
All I found was a pack of Altoids.
Apparently licking Altoids and rubbing them in your pits works quite well as a deodorant replacement.
In case you were wondering.