My son just walked in on me in the bathroom.
His face was a look of horror.
But it’s not what you think.
I was using his old baseball shirt to wipe my daughter’s rear end since there was not a proper wipe to be found in our house, our car, or her school bag.
I really don’t know what he’s so worked up about.
After all, he’s a boy scout and you know their motto.
“Always be prepared.”
Later while flipping through his Boy Scout book I realized my diaper changing skills earned me the Home Repairs, The Pioneering, and the Plumbing merit badges.