Safety is a Bummer

As we were driving home from school the other day, Andrew suddenly announced,

“I like fire drills better than tornado drills.”

Why’s that?

“Fire drills, you get to go outside.”

What do you do for tornado drills?

“We all have to go into the bathroom and put our bums towards the door. It’s so boring.”

Safety in the eyes of a 5 year old.