Please watch over the men in my life when I die.
Since I am the only one who apparently has the ability to change the toilet paper roll or notice the extra roll has been used they will need your help.
They will be hopping out of the bathroom with their pants down trying to reach the cabinet where the paper is kept. It won’t be pretty but I know you will see that they don’t fall.
It may get a little ugly when they realize the extra toilet paper has been used up and the next best item to use is on the kitchen table. It won’t be pretty again but at least you will have provided for them.
Don’t worry when this continues on for a week and it still doesn’t seem to bother them. Continue in your good work and they will eventually see the light.
Your faithful follower,