The first week of school is coming to a close and it’s been a good one.
Or so I thought.
Apparently, my kindergartener is learning from an Iron Fist.
For the first three days of school all was well. Stories of coloring, watching movies (weather of 107 dictates indoor recess), and chorus after chorus of “We’re Going On a Bear Hunt” could be heard in our house.
But then Thursday arrived and different tales started coming home from school.
“Rosie wouldn’t sit criss cross applesauce so Ms. Torboni took two minutes of her recess away.”
My response was, “What? She’ll miss the opening credits. Outrageous!…I mean Rosie should have listened to Ms. Torboni.”
Strict but reasonable. Good for Ms. Torboni. She’s setting some behavior standards.
Andrew seemed to forget Rosie as he moved on to Jane.
Strict but reasonable. I agree. Toys from home should be left at home.
“And then Ms. Torboni put them in the treasure box.”
This is when it got a little disturbing on both ends.
“And anyone can buy those silly band from Ms. Torboni for six tickets.”
Strict but cruel?
“Jane was crying.”
I’m sure she was. Surely he has this wrong. The teacher can’t possibly be selling Jane’s items from home.
Andrew’s eyes then lit up as he said with a huge smile, “And I’m going to earn six tickets and get those silly bands for me to keep.”
Here’s hoping the life skill compassion is studied next week.
Or else we might have mutiny on our hands in room 5.