Just in case you were thinking about going to swim for an hour shortly after eating an apple and 2 homemade pumpkin poptarts...

Don’t.

That is unless you like swimming with the feeling that there is an alien about to burst through your stomach.

Of course, that feeling didn’t deter me from eating 2 more pumpkin poptarts when I got home shortly after.

But hey that’s me.

Complete self control.

After all, I didn’t have another apple.