My goal for today is the same goal I have for every national holiday.
Somehow I never accomplish it.
Every. Single. National. Holiday. I. Am. Out. There.
Once I’ve opened the mailbox, seen no mail, and remembered there should be no mail, I have to do the walk of shame back to my house, casually glancing this way and that way, hoping no one saw me this time.
Wishing you all a wonderful Memorial Day and hoping none of you take the walk of shame with me.