Last week Alex invited a few boys over for his birthday. The first part of the party involved me driving them to Legoland. It’s a 30 minute drive and I only managed to remember a few of the precious jewels they said.
From the mouths of 3rd grade boys, enjoy:
“Last week we got to speak to the astronauts on the space station. I wanted to ask – Uranus – Does it have a crack?”
farting sounds – lots of giggles
“Dude, remember when we were camping and the door just closed on itself? It was bloody Mary.”
farting sounds – lots of giggles
“Don’t you know anything guys, it was really her Uncle Henry. Bloody Mary was taking the week off.”
farting sounds – lots of giggles
“Guys…inside voices guys.”
farting sounds – still, more giggles
“My third grade teacher got married. She changed her name to Mrs. Fleming.” “Why did she change her name?” “Dude, she’s not a pop star, she has to change her name.” “Lots of paperwork is involved when you want to change your name.”
“Remember when we were little”
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